Hey there! If you’re a regular reader of this blog, a big hug and a warm welcome to you. You know your way around here, and know what to expect. So you can get on to your business reading stuff, laughing at my expense, and leaving comments that leave me either in awe or in terror.
If this is your first time here, and you found me through a common blogger friend, an awkward side hug and namaste to you. I hope you like what you see here. If however you found me by searching for my first lesben exparance or lesbien expweience, I’m so so sorry to disappoint. This is not that type of website.
I’m not sure I write daughter fuck behild the mother stories either. No, actually I’m sure I don’t write shit like that. And dude, if you looking for tips and tricks on masturbation you may want to try the correct spelling. No it’s not mustrabation, matubasion, or mastuerbation.
And you, dear Deepika Padukone nipslip junkie – I know you’re wondering how searching for deepika padukone showing her boobs at photoshop or deepika wearing colth where find her nipple or dipika open boobs could’ve led you here. Beats me!
And if you were the one searching for thong clad men of tumblr or men jogging in thongs naked tumblr or gay lust imraan hashmi nude, or punished/rape sister/daughter porn videos, I literally don’t even know what to say to you.
Is it strange that over 80% of the search terms for my blog have to do with sex? What are the weirdest search terms for your blog?
I know! Its so weird!! Know what? Some search terms for my blog are “indian girl and other contries man fuk vid” “indian gurl rape blog” “indea sex best girls” “real infean garl” “indeen garl nude dance”.. I mean what the fuck is that!!!!! May be, WP Stats maker is drunk!
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What’s with all the strange spellings!?
Seriously, people are insane!
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Insane, and *jobless*!
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Found this one today- free banana surgeon. No idea what the weird set of words mean! Unfortunately (or fortunately), no porn- seeker end up at my blog …
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WTF? Maybe they were trying an app that throws together random words to create a website name. If not that, I have no friggin clue what those words strung together would mean!
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Omg, what nonsense!! okay, in that case my blog has the most depressing terms.
For example: short story my friend who betrayed me,love is why we do it love is worth pain,all consuming guilt,message when you fall in love with a married woman,affect of being in love with a married man,a really really random sideeffect,empty stomach, betral love,……watss app status,whatsapp heartbreak from husbandstatus.
Do I really sound so depressed? Further I’m not in love with any married person and my blog isn’t a random side effect 😥
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So basically all your readers are lovelorn lost souls. I am stuck with perverts. YOU WIN!
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Also I’m stuck with people who search for whatsapp statuses on google *facepalm*
But seriously the other search terms on my blog relate to muslim girls with no hijab, hindu dominates muslim!
Mobile internet has definitely opened up a magic portal to jobless nonsensical people!
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So you also got religious fanatics? Damn! You beat me to it.
And people really do search for whatsapp statuses? Fuck me twice on Sundays.
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Haha 😀
sample these too – heartache and pain pics for facebook and whattsapp, what’s in ice cream thats bad (is that even possible!?), women that wander with their eye, sissies who have taken the brides vows and finally – pain of marriage words ( a collection of random words in my opinion!)
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Women that wander with their eye? Pain of marriage words? These are classic!
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I know!!! Thanks to your post that I finally checked the search words put! 😀
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[null] this is the term which brings the most number of visitors to my blog. beats me
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That can’t be a search term. Maybe it’s your blog’s version of “Too shameful to display”!
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Wow. Not sure how to respond to that. They search for all of those and come up with your blog?? Very strange my dear, very strange.
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Either that or I have written about “men jogging in thongs” and forgotten about it! 😉
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I know it’s weird..sometimes when I see the search research, I get a shiver down the spine. The world of despo!
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People are crazy. So is Google.
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I get nothing interesting as sex. I get egg salad, and enchilada. Not very exciting. 😦
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Not nearly as exciting as “sexy enchilada” either! 😛
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You do attract some special people Ana – Ha! Not having a blog yet, I haven’t had to deal with this problem. Although I will tell you this. If I know a blogger is looking at the search terms that lead people to their site, I will sometimes, set up a wierd phrase like – is Anawnimiss an alien? – and then google it, and look for your website in teh results and connect. Then that term will turn up in your next set of search terms. it can be kind of fun.
as an aside i did another guest post over at Cordelia’s Mom and I would be honored if you had the time to drop by for a read. i’m working on a guest post draft for you to look at. CM is at http://cordeliasmomstill.com/2014/11/22/the-teens-guest-post-by-paul-curran/ thanks s much Ana.
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Hey that sounds like a fun thing to do! Wait till you get a blog of your own, and then I’ll churn out some of my own search terms.
Btw, I’m eagerly awaiting your guest post. Will also be sure to swing by Cordelia’s mom’s today and check out your post. 🙂
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Hey Ana! i should be finished editing the promised guest post today. Can you send me your e-mail address to paulccurran@hotmail.com ? I’ll send the draft back to you so you can have a read and let me know what you think and what changes you would like. i have to get some sleep now, so it will be later. thanks Ana.
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Hey Paul, I have your draft. Will go through it today. Get some sleep now 🙂
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🙂 I can understand your concern dear, it happens because at some place either on your site or on some other sites those terms are present and hence your site is coming on search results related to those words…. You need not to panic for it. Though like you made this post, it will also feature on many search terms related to those terms which you have mentioned on this post….
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Thanks Alok. Not panicking – I already knew how the search terms work and I laugh at the weirdness I see every day. Thought I might entertain others as well. 🙂
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I’ve seen this happen with many of folks online. Well, I would say “Welcome to the world of SEO” 😛
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I want crazy shit coming my way too! Where do I find this disturbing stuff!? WordPress stats, you say? I’ll be back soon.
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Waiting to hear about the craziness!
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Noooo! Dammit, not a single crazy one! Looks like I should rename my blog “sanskaari travel kahaaniyan”. My blog is officially free of pervs and despos… and man, do I miss them at this moment!
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Oh my goodness!
Your search terms are way more interesting than mine. Most of the time they say, “undisclosed search terms.”
Boooooring!!!
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I have tonnes of those too. Wonder what these guys searched for 😉
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this is one of the weirdest search that my blog had once encountered “kerala aunty out sid pooping vedios downlod”…i mean why would anyone want to download that video…yuck!!
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The bigger question is, what did you write on your blog that made it show up as search results for this guy (dear god please let it be a guy)!
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bwahaha friggin hilarious, plus with creepy lionel ritchie title. we have a winner!
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bored marriedindian women, married lonely women, jasmine veerana bath video, bored mother sex (edited the spelling of course). To be fair, I did write a cheesy post about the Ramsey horror movie Veerana. No idea the heroine was so popular, though!
More recently the search terms have cleared up: it’s blog book comments in india, books blogs comments in india, dabur honey add woman hot
Once: tricks to flirt with womens
An old post I wrote about this: http://www.simblybored.com/2008/06/search-terms/
Oh, unknown search terms are just encrypted and therefore unknown. Just to do with using https on search engines. WordPress censors nothing!
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I cracked up at dabur honey add woman hot. I really hope by “add” they meant advertisement, otherwise there’s some really disturbing stuff going on in the world! 😀
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ROF(ATHNTCWI)LMAO
(And Trying Hard Not To Choke While I)
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I’m so sorry I was so turned on by the lesban and lesben expwience that I could not control myself 😀
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Mission accomplished, then. 😉
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Damn …this one had me laughing like crazy in office… 😀 am glad I get decent ones yet 😉
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Try writing a post with the word ‘sex’ in it. Your life as you know it will change forever.
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😀 hahaha…true..if I use these words, I put xxx …maybe dats why am saved till now 😉
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OMG… hahahahahahaa. I take it these are the search terms you’ve found on your stats page? I cannot believe what some people get directed to my page with either!!! Holy friggin’ sad, pathetic people, Batman.
Too funny, great to see it spelled out this way. Another well done, my dear! 😀
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Well, what can I say – I’m popular thanks to lesbianism! Would love to hear about your search terms. Idea for a new post, perhaps?
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I did do a post on this idea, but it was for the comments I received for a really short take on how to get rid of fruit flies. So, weird what shows up, hey?
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So how do you get rid of fruit flies? Link?
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