Hello! Is it me you’re looking for?

Hey there! If you’re a regular reader of this blog, a big hug and a warm welcome to you. You know your way around here, and know what to expect. So you can get on to your business reading stuff, laughing at my expense, and leaving comments that leave me either in awe or in terror.

If this is your first time here, and you found me through a common blogger friend, an awkward side hug and namaste to you. I hope you like what you see here. If however you found me by searching for my first lesben exparance or lesbien expweience, I’m so so sorry to disappoint. This is not that type of website.

I’m not sure I write daughter fuck behild the mother stories either. No, actually I’m sure I don’t write shit like that. And dude, if you looking for tips and tricks on masturbation you may want to try the correct spelling. No it’s not mustrabation, matubasion, or mastuerbation.

And you, dear Deepika Padukone nipslip junkie – I know you’re wondering how searching for deepika padukone showing her boobs at photoshop or deepika wearing colth where find her nipple or dipika open boobs could’ve led you here. Beats me!

And if you were the one searching for thong clad men of tumblr or men jogging in thongs naked tumblr or gay lust imraan hashmi nude, or punished/rape sister/daughter porn videos, I literally don’t even know what to say to you.

Is it strange that over 80% of the search terms for my blog have to do with sex? What are the weirdest search terms for your blog?

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47 thoughts on “Hello! Is it me you’re looking for?”

  1. I know! Its so weird!! Know what? Some search terms for my blog are “indian girl and other contries man fuk vid” “indian gurl rape blog” “indea sex best girls” “real infean garl” “indeen garl nude dance”.. I mean what the fuck is that!!!!! May be, WP Stats maker is drunk!

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  2. Found this one today- free banana surgeon. No idea what the weird set of words mean! Unfortunately (or fortunately), no porn- seeker end up at my blog …

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  3. Omg, what nonsense!! okay, in that case my blog has the most depressing terms.

    For example: short story my friend who betrayed me,love is why we do it love is worth pain,all consuming guilt,message when you fall in love with a married woman,affect of being in love with a married man,a really really random sideeffect,empty stomach, betral love,……watss app status,whatsapp heartbreak from husbandstatus.

    Do I really sound so depressed? Further I’m not in love with any married person and my blog isn’t a random side effect 😥

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      1. Also I’m stuck with people who search for whatsapp statuses on google *facepalm*

        But seriously the other search terms on my blog relate to muslim girls with no hijab, hindu dominates muslim!

        Mobile internet has definitely opened up a magic portal to jobless nonsensical people!

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          1. Haha 😀

            sample these too – heartache and pain pics for facebook and whattsapp, what’s in ice cream thats bad (is that even possible!?), women that wander with their eye, sissies who have taken the brides vows and finally – pain of marriage words ( a collection of random words in my opinion!)

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  8. You do attract some special people Ana – Ha! Not having a blog yet, I haven’t had to deal with this problem. Although I will tell you this. If I know a blogger is looking at the search terms that lead people to their site, I will sometimes, set up a wierd phrase like – is Anawnimiss an alien? – and then google it, and look for your website in teh results and connect. Then that term will turn up in your next set of search terms. it can be kind of fun.

    as an aside i did another guest post over at Cordelia’s Mom and I would be honored if you had the time to drop by for a read. i’m working on a guest post draft for you to look at. CM is at http://cordeliasmomstill.com/2014/11/22/the-teens-guest-post-by-paul-curran/ thanks s much Ana.

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    1. Hey that sounds like a fun thing to do! Wait till you get a blog of your own, and then I’ll churn out some of my own search terms.
      Btw, I’m eagerly awaiting your guest post. Will also be sure to swing by Cordelia’s mom’s today and check out your post. 🙂

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      1. Hey Ana! i should be finished editing the promised guest post today. Can you send me your e-mail address to paulccurran@hotmail.com ? I’ll send the draft back to you so you can have a read and let me know what you think and what changes you would like. i have to get some sleep now, so it will be later. thanks Ana.

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  9. 🙂 I can understand your concern dear, it happens because at some place either on your site or on some other sites those terms are present and hence your site is coming on search results related to those words…. You need not to panic for it. Though like you made this post, it will also feature on many search terms related to those terms which you have mentioned on this post….

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  15. bored marriedindian women, married lonely women, jasmine veerana bath video, bored mother sex (edited the spelling of course). To be fair, I did write a cheesy post about the Ramsey horror movie Veerana. No idea the heroine was so popular, though!

    More recently the search terms have cleared up: it’s blog book comments in india, books blogs comments in india, dabur honey add woman hot

    Once: tricks to flirt with womens

    An old post I wrote about this: http://www.simblybored.com/2008/06/search-terms/

    Oh, unknown search terms are just encrypted and therefore unknown. Just to do with using https on search engines. WordPress censors nothing!

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    1. I cracked up at dabur honey add woman hot. I really hope by “add” they meant advertisement, otherwise there’s some really disturbing stuff going on in the world! 😀

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  19. OMG… hahahahahahaa. I take it these are the search terms you’ve found on your stats page? I cannot believe what some people get directed to my page with either!!! Holy friggin’ sad, pathetic people, Batman.

    Too funny, great to see it spelled out this way. Another well done, my dear! 😀

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