Last year, when I had just started blogging, I read a series of two truths and a lie posts. It was a whole lot of fun trying to figure out how well I knew the people whose lives I found so interesting. I made a lot of friends through my eagerness to bond with the people I absolutely adored and the limitless power of guesswork. Much as I wanted to participate, write my own two truths and a lie post, I couldn’t. I was far too new to expect someone to even spell my name correctly. I wasn’t wrong. I’ve been blogging for over fourteen months. and 500-odd followers and 170 posts later, some of my blogger friends still call me Awnanamiss, Anwanamiss, and Anawnamiss. Even if I completely ignore the little voice in my head that tells me I should’ve stuck with Anonymiss, I can’t ignore how much I wanted to play with you. Yes, you! So today, let me ask you this. If I were to write that two truths and a lie post, would you play? Because I have my list right here. Only, there are four truths and a lie.
- A few months ago a blogger told me, ostensibly in jest, that he wanted to “date rape” me. When I confronted him about his insensitivity, he just kept telling me he only meant it as a joke. After two days of trying to make up my mind, I finally blocked and reported him. I still suspect he stalks my blog in stealth mode.
- After I moved out of my ex-husband’s house, I decided to get a tattoo for each year I would spend my life unrestrained. So now, I have three tattoos. One on my leg, one not on my leg, and one definitely not on my leg. Mister is crazy about the the third, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
- Giggles and I stopped being friends for a long time after this episode. We only met socially once in a while. We got back to being friends only some time last year, around the time I started this blog.
- I am not afraid of spiders or rats or any other species known to be ick-inducing. But I won’t ever touch stuff that can fly. I’m scared of moths and butterflies and cockroaches with wings alike.
- I’m a little obsessive when it comes to my shoes. I’ve been buying the same pair of red and black canvas shoes since 1999. I have sixteen or seventeen other pairs of assorted footwear, but this is my go-to pair, especially when I go dancing. Yes, even if I’m wearing a dress. Yes, even if the colors don’t match.
Can’t wait to see what you think I’m lying about! Do you know me well enough to be able to figure out when I’m lying to you? How about writing your own four-truths-and-a-lie post?
Just guessing.. i think point 2 is a lie – of tattoos for each year!! am i right?
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My lips are sealed! 😉
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I’m going with number 2. You’ll have to disprove me by showing tattoo number 3. 😀 BTW, I like the new design? Is that you walking towards the water? If I’m staring at someones derriere, I like to be sure of who it is. 😀
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Whoops! I like your new design – no question mark intended. 😀
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Glad you like the new design, Rob! I think that the font size is too large, but I definitiely like the change. And yes, it’s me walking toward the sunset long before I got any of my tattoos. If I have any, of course! 😉
*rolling eyes at the show-me-your-tattoo request*
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Rolling eyes is an agreement of terms where I live. 😀
I really do like the look of your blog now. And I like that you’ve personalized it with your photo!. Well done.
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Ha ha.. where do you live? Narnia?
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Nah, too expensive. I live in Gondor. 😀
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Got a room to let out? 🙂
Oh, and btw, does this picture and color scheme look better than the previous one? Just to be clear, I’m not asking about which view of my ass is better! 😀
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Hahaha! My initial comment was that this version was half assed. Only half of your ass is now visible. 😀 I like both with a preference for the first one. Yes I do have a spare room here in Gondor. 🙂
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Then I’ll bring the other half of my ass over. 😀
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Perfect! (Both your ass and brining it over). 😀
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Thanks, and thanks! 😉
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Thanks for keeping this design! Not only do I get to read great posts, but the view is very nice, too. 😀
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Google search of your site with keywords like moth, butterflies and tattoo just stopped helping me with this… so I am going to make a guess. Out of the five ‘facts’, four seem to be written with some conviction. One doesn’t seem to carry the same conviction and ‘detail’ as the rest. And that one is the one about Giggles. Not sure though — you seem to be a good liar 🙂
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So you Googled? Awesome! Maybe now I’ll start seeing something other than ‘sex’ and ‘lesbian’ in my search terms.
Well, you never know, you could be right. Or not!
(P.S. This is even more fun than I expected! )
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Who doesn’t like butterflies? You’re definitely lying on this.
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Maybe you’re right. But then, maybe not! Will reveal the answers soon 🙂
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By the way, your 2nd truth or lie has a few typos. Don’t tell me that you wrote this one in a hurry as well.
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Aaargh! You always spot my typos don’t you? Fixing them now!!
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Well, I do it because I don’t want your beautifully written posts’ charm to be lost just because of these little typos.
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I don’t mind at all. The next time I type something in a hurry, I will remember you for sure! 🙂
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*hiccups* *hiccups* 😛
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*offers a glass of water*
*realizes there aren’t so many typos*
*withdraws offer*
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Not fair, not fair 😦
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you can’t possibly put cockroaches and butterflies in the same category without meaning it; so that much we know, i guess. in the words of a super mediocre 90s band, “nice to know you, goodbye”
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ha ha… great thinking… I would like to be your friend for this comment alone 🙂
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hehe sure i ll assume go ahead and assume you like lemon pies, which case we have to be friends 🙂
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I think the spiders and rats point is a lie. ??
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Ummm… maybe. Find out on Monday 🙂
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I think the third one is a lie. Or may be it’s just that I wish it was
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Ha ha maybe it is the lie. You never know!
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Ok, I know I am very late, but I think its 3 which is a lie 😛
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Hmmm… you’re right. Or maybe not. Let’s wait and watch 🙂
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Interesting. I think #3 is a lie!
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You never answered 😦
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I did! Read the follow up posts 🙂
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Sorry, I felt betrayed the moment I came to the end of the comment section x_x 😛
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Awww.. sorry! I should edit the post and add all the links there! Will do so now!
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