Hey there! If you’re a regular reader of this blog, a big hug and a warm welcome to you. You know your way around here, and know what to expect. So you can get on to your business reading stuff, laughing at my expense, and leaving comments that leave me either in awe or in terror.
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Is it strange that over 80% of the search terms for my blog have to do with sex? What are the weirdest search terms for your blog?