A certain Indian minister has finally decoded rapes: sexual violence is apparently caused by non vegetarian food, especially chicken and fish.
A lot of people I know are sharing this piece of news online expressing their disbelief at how “educated” ministers can say such things. I think they mean literate. But anyway, I wanted to do my bit by talking about it, but words are failing me. Therefore I must come up with my own words as a tribute to men like these – my own fictionary.
Ridiculass – An unbelieveable ass
Rhectoric: Discourse that attempts to inform, persuade, or motivate particular audiences through pure bullshit
Inslurmountable: Conversation stoppingly, jaw droppingly offensive
Paltritude – Aptitude for coming up with ridiculously insulting ideas
Sinclination – A sinful bent of mind cause by external factors such as chowmein and non-vegetarian food
Moblivion – Oblivion induced by being given a sound thrashing by a mob
Ofine – To hold or express an offensive opinion
Ignoranus – An ignorant asshole
Returd – A mentally backward piece of shit
Fartcical – All fart no shit
Madminister – A crazy minister
Procreastinate – To put off eating non vegetarian food or chowmein until one wants to have children; abstinence from food as a means of birth control
Pricturesque – Inspiring vivid and detailed mental images of a prick
Turdulence – The shitstorm that rhectoric ofinions inspire
Okay, I’m done. Let’s see what you guys come up with!